Splurgie

Vagina exercise.

"Have you done any splurgies today?"
"Wow, I need to tighten it back up with some splurgies before next time."

by Kegel Queen September 10, 2011

Splart

~Onomotoepia~ A sound effect usually used for a mushy object hitting something solid.

SPLART!

by Crop Dusting June 21, 2014

Splarsh

The act of driving a vehicle through slush or water at high speeds in order to soak innocent bystanders. Easiest way to get the bird in history.

Joe: Hey look some joggers, let's splarsh the fuck outta them.

Verb: Splarshing

Joe: Hey let's go splarshing.

by Mrmikeman2 March 3, 2014

Splarch

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015

Splange

When something is dropped or falls to the ground and spreads out with the impact

1. The ripe melon hit the floor with a splange

2. The bowl fell off the work surface , hit the floor and the custard splanged everywhere

by Metalworker August 17, 2016

splurgious

Prone to splurge.

We just got paid so I'm feeling very splurgious. Let's order dessert.

by Wordy Wordsley December 1, 2016

splarm

A milkshake made using female ejaculate as an ingredient. ( milk, honey, girls jizz )

Oh man, I ordered a splarm at the bar and it was delicious :)

by Hektik Pavelow May 9, 2018