shitulation

When you go into the bathroom to take a shit and end up masturbating.

"Dude i went into the bathroom and ended up with shitulation."

by ngilliam1234 February 23, 2008

spatula

The female equivalent of a male erection,
aka a chick boner.

Damn that guy was so fly, I think I just got a spatula...

by Martha Mae Whoviae January 7, 2008

spatula

A word used to close a meeting. Fin.
The declaration of Spatula is usually followed by a round of nonsense words as members are getting up to leave.
Once Spatula has been declared and answered the meeting has ended and no further business is permitted to proceed. Spatula must always be presented in the form of a question, and must be answered with an affirmation by "Spatula", or silence.

See also Pancake.

President: "Is there any other business?"

Club Member: "Spatula?"

Club: "Spatula."

toaster.
frog.
butter.

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President: "I declared Spatula?"

Club: "Spatula."

by GregLake June 2, 2007

spatula

a thing that might disclose too much personal information, usually about an ethnic background. From Philip Roth.

"At home we called it a spatula, but that suddenly seemed like a Jewish word."

by Dayv James-French July 13, 2006

spatula

also know as a woop-de-do
used to scrap out the last little bits of cake mixture or cookie dough out of bools or off other cooking utensils
also good for tapping people on the head with

leah scraped the last bit of mixture out wit her woop-de-do( spatula ) and gave it to her baby brother

by scribs December 12, 2008

count spatula

someone who specializes in having anal sex with all his chick friends. also means to have a big dick

yo look at my count spatula
im so count cpatula

by muthafucka6666666 September 24, 2009

spatula

Definitely not a type of pasta. Unless it is 2 am and you are drunk and high....and named Isaiah..

"What type of pasta should we have for dinner?"

"How about spatula?"

"WTF? That's not a pasta!"

"It is! I swear!!"

"You're an idiot, I'm leaving you for your best friends wife!"

by Pontoon Bob July 25, 2009