Speedobear

a close relative to pedo bear he resides around schools and lakes and often runs in a speedo and is topless

**como park elementary**
person1: look at guy over there checking out them asian girls

person2: he's such a speedobear

by nadezhda011 October 6, 2010

Spreadables

plural for slutty women who "spread" their legs

"darren do you have the herp?"

"yeah i had too many spreadables"

by ruh-duh March 14, 2014

diet speedball

Mixing an rx stimulant like adderall or ritalin with a rx opiate like oxycontin or percocet.

Person 1: That kid had a diet speedball last night.

Person 2: What a fucking faggot.

by /////// October 21, 2009

speedflex

Something your coach let’s you wear when your a good player on the football team, and takes it away when you mess up and are a shitty player.

“Ayo coach where’s the speedflex helmet?”

Coach- “ you don’t get one, your bench

by Suvy24 April 20, 2021

Lorton Speedball

A combination of adderall (cocaine) and percocet (heroin). Available everywhere, but originating on the streets of 703.

Alex: Duuuuude im so psyched for tomorrow.

Colton: Why??

Alex: I told you, I'm making a lorton speedball!!

Jimmo: Faster, pussies!!!

by cwalk787 November 13, 2010

Devil's Speedball

An alcoholic drink whose ingredients are half a shot of Bacardi 151, half a shot of an energy shooter (e.g. Monster's Hitman), and a crushed up caffeine pill. Called such because it is much more hardcore than Vodka and Redbull.

I gave my friend 4 Devil's Speedballs, and now he doesn't know if he wants to pass out or punch people in the face.

by TommyGunAngels April 18, 2009

yellow bellied speedball

The combination of caffeine and nicotine, usually as the sole constituents of a breakfast

"Hey man, you wanna go grab some lunch? It's 2pm and I'm just running on a yellow bellied speedball"

by Soil H. November 30, 2021