spatulaed

To be scraped off of a surface with force.

The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.

by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021

Nazi Spatula

correct term for Leon Musk's hideous Cybertruck

Elmo is super proud of his Samsung Fridge, aka the Nazi Spatula, even though it's so ugly the back-alley dumpster in Paramus didn't want to date one.

by Uncle Joosie October 23, 2024

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted

I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula

by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022

Diaper Spatula

A spatula made for flinging poop

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

Poop Spatula

A word used to describe a nasty tasting sandwich that uses patties, used to describe horrible burgers

Eugh...this burger tastes like Poop Spatulas....

by FardMaker November 22, 2021

spatula back

When you see a person with short legs and a long back. Meaning the handle is the back and the bottom of the spatula is the legs. Like. Cholo.

Look at that Spatula back walking down the road

by One&onlyPunky March 24, 2024