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spatula

'spatula likes playing vex 5. no he don't!'
by Xxx69suckerxxX May 18, 2022
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Nazi Spatula

correct term for Leon Musk's hideous Cybertruck
Elmo is super proud of his Samsung Fridge, aka the Nazi Spatula, even though it's so ugly the back-alley dumpster in Paramus didn't want to date one.
by Uncle Joosie October 23, 2024
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tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.
Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.
by patcat November 11, 2019
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Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.
Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.
by MrJWD March 23, 2021
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Wendy spatula

Wendy spatula is a phrase that is commonly used too describe a person that can use a spatula and other cooking equipment extremely well. Also, the phrase may be used for someone who cooks very well. Someone who can flip pancakes well may be referred too as "Wendy spatula". The person who is called "Wendy spatula" is usually a smart and artist person.
"Woah! He flips burgers so well he is a Wendy spatula."
"I wish I was a Wendy spatula, I am so bad at cooking."
"She is such a Wendy spatula!"
by I'm weird af August 12, 2017
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spatulaed

To be scraped off of a surface with force.
The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.
by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021
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Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted
I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula
by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022
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