Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018

Softie

Someone who is easily offended by jokes and light sarcasm directed towards other people

God, hawk is such a fucking softie. I played into an ongoing joke and she got all angry.

by D0n-_-Pach1n0 December 10, 2021

Softie

A person that wears pink clothes and cries over small, trival things.
They also censor words that aren't even bad.

Softie Snowflake: Waaaaaaaaa! I was called "s****tup1***d!"

by Sophie Ashton Rosewell January 29, 2024

Quickie-Softie

When you cum so fast your penis isn't even fully erect

Wow John, last night this porn was so hot, it ended up being a quickie-softie!

by Sum foo May 26, 2020

Softie

Mainly a person named Alex, hiding many plushies of llamas on their bed. As well as other 'cute' possessions. They're ashamed of their truth and try they're best to deny obviously true accusations.

"Who did you see them? Who, Alex? Yeah, they're a total Softie"

by Kallen_Simp January 10, 2022