Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

Quickie-Softie

When you cum so fast your penis isn't even fully erect

Wow John, last night this porn was so hot, it ended up being a quickie-softie!

by Sum foo May 27, 2020

softy spec

A word or question specification meaning that it is random. Commonly used on internet forums to describe random threads.

Hubert: Hey Gertrude did you see that thread on that internet forum yesterday?
Gertrude: Yeah i was all like WTF? That was a softy spec thread for sure.

by Jeremy Watkins September 23, 2009

Mini Softy

When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,

Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled

by strokethatskinwsgon July 13, 2024

mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 02, 2024

mini softy

Can’t get it up, failed erection

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelled “ get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 02, 2024

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie March 09, 2018