Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021

Softie

Someone who is easily offended by jokes and light sarcasm directed towards other people

God, hawk is such a fucking softie. I played into an ongoing joke and she got all angry.

by D0n-_-Pach1n0 December 10, 2021

Softie

A person that wears pink clothes and cries over small, trival things.
They also censor words that aren't even bad.

Softie Snowflake: Waaaaaaaaa! I was called "s****tup1***d!"

by Sophie Ashton Rosewell January 29, 2024

Quickie-Softie

When you cum so fast your penis isn't even fully erect

Wow John, last night this porn was so hot, it ended up being a quickie-softie!

by Sum foo May 26, 2020

Pedal...softie

A bit of a pp, though she makes hot characters
Yeah💞 she kinda hates life
And she uses she/they pronouns

Person: “wow! ‘Pedal...softie’ sucks!”
Another person: “ugh ikr”

by Not Pedal...softie April 29, 2021

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

softie

Manny

Manny is such a softie

by Gababy June 22, 2022