Sod's honest dinner

A meal which has been earned through genuine hard work.

The expression is often used when expressing pity towards a person, or when seeking pity.

An unemployed man with no job prospects has been washing windscreens at traffic lights in return for fair compensation.

A police officer arrives on the scene.

Police Officer: "What you are doing is illegal, give me all your stuff and get the fuck out of here"
Unemployed man: "I know officer and I'm sorry, I can't get a job and I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. You're not going to take a sod's honest dinner are you?"
Police Officer: "No, this time I'll let you off with a warning. Now get out of here."

by Pursued I May October 14, 2009

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Sodding Cunt

When a woman's vagina has a urinary tract infection after being penetrated anally, without the man washing his dick first.

"He didn't wash his dick before fucking me. I hope I don't get a sodding cunt."

by diongham November 09, 2011

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pound my sod

"Pound my sod" or "sod pounding" is a formal name for the act of male masturbation.

Despite popular belief, this term was not invented by Ryan Sheckler and was taken mainstream but a much more brilliant mind. It gained significant popularity when the Instagram account @sodpoundingbulldog gained over 100 followers.

Did you see Ryan yesterday? I called him and all he said was "I'm pound my sod so good dude" for literally an hour straight.

by sodpoundingbulldog March 31, 2017

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