Sorting Change

The act of jostling your partner's ball-sack side to side with a one handed cupping motion.

Yeah, she was really good at sorting change, if ya' know what I mean.

Her: Yeah Dad, just helping my boyfriend sort his change.
Dad: So that's what they're calling it these days.

by zumsbuddy September 10, 2009

Snorting Season

When it’s your favorite holiday, so you find a friend and cut up some candy in powder form and snort it through a make shift straw

Yo wanna get into snorting season with me by cutting some lines of candy canes

by McThiccqqie December 20, 2019

smortin

when you gaming too intellectually and your brain cells burst.

jimmy hasnt been out of his room in three days no i think he been smortin

by weetrom September 13, 2020

Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in

Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023

Smorzinger

This is kind of racial slur against people who are called "Bence" and "Szabo".

Joe (while shouting):You flipping smorzinger!

by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy November 2, 2023

sporting exes

when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.

"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."

by tdm duh December 6, 2006

diamond dust snorting

the smaching of diamonds to dust and then snorting them. in hopes of being worth more because they thing they r worth nothing.

hi do u want to do diamond dust snorting with me?
or u r not worth shit. no im worth 20k in diamonds.

by Nikku verde feu Krieger January 19, 2007