Smashface

When you see somebody who looks attractive from behind, until they turn around.

"I was checking out this girl in line. She was so hot, until she turned around. The bitch had smashface!"

by BigHairyCanary June 15, 2014

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swashbuckling thunder cunt

1.One of two cunts swordfighting, with thighs bigger than a house
2.The common name for a cat

"You are such a swashbuckling thunder cunt."

by dadmenow December 1, 2017

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When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.

Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"

by Aryan Leader November 6, 2015

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Smashball

An inside game similiar to baseball where you hit the volleyball with a bat and you had to go down and back, but you didn’t have to run until there was 3 runners on one side.

Tom sucks at smashball, but D is Good.

by SmashBallChamp April 14, 2009

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smashball

The worst thing to happen to super smash bros. The prized weapon of choice for noobs and weak players. Breaking one enables you to use cheap lopsided moves to kill people better than you.

"Are smashballs on?"

"Fuck no! I don't play that punk bullshit.

by SmashAuthority December 10, 2013

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