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Stands for: Saturday Morning Television. Sometimes has the word 'Live' added to the end.

A TV show that ran on CITV in UK in the 90s. Originally hosted by Ant and Dec and Cat Deeley.

Had kids shows (was the only station who gave the Pokemon cartoon a chance and is commonly recognised as starting the craze) and skits such as C.H.U.M.S (a take off of Friends) etc. Got crappy after Ant and Dec left and eventually got cancelled
SM:TV is hilarious
I spent all saturday morning watching smtv
SM:TV by clala August 5, 2007
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Sm water 

Sm water is drank by the sm idols.
“Sm water tastes like water.”
Sm water by Dinmoder December 13, 2021
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A word used by white Chicago suburbanites to get the idea across that they are desperate to smoke weed. This word is said with heavy emphasis to the person the white Chicago suburbanite wants to get to smoke with them.
White Chicago Suburbanite: Hey, Mike. You wanna, you know, sm-O-ke?
Mike: Sure, what the hell. We'll go roll up a joint
sm-O-ke by C-Mac Spank Dizzle January 21, 2004
When working in a team on a task (typicallly on git or another version control system, in the case of programming), "sm;sm" refers to the phrase "self merge; sue me", meaning to have forced new changes upon a group project without the approval of the rest of the team.
I've made a few changes that we need to get out immediately, sm;sm
sm;sm by roastveg February 25, 2019
Where you:
1. Send an inappropriate SMS to a wrong number. The recipient of the message doesn't always need to be subject of it but can still cause problems through threats of blackmail, extortion etc.

2. Your significant other reads an inappropriate TXT message on your phone. May or may not be related to your cheating, whorish behaviour.

1. I never knew I had Jeff's number until I tried to send a message telling James what a wanker he is.

2. I'm in a bit of an SM-Mess after Claire found some recent correspondence between me and my dealer after I promised her I would quit.
SM-Mess by Larry March 31, 2008
the tasty treat you're craving at night after pregaming or chillin w/ your buddies when you're already drunk & it's time to go out
k: hey guys, lets go get sm'ores
everyone else: (downing drinks & talking about other stuff)

15 minutes later

k: hey guys, let's go to the bar & get sm'ores
j: oh, the other kind besides the chocolate-&-marshmallow variety
f: thats a great idea let's do it! come on everybody!
sm'ores by el jefe stew November 12, 2011
Adjective: (Sma-gina) A friend who is clearly being a Whiney-Vaginey. Any point you need a fatal blow in an argument. When there is just too much sand in that cootch; it's time to call them a Sm'gina.
What do you mean you can't come out? Just stop being a Sm'gina!

So what if your mother broke her leg, you Sm'gina.

Hey Sm'gina, finish your beer!
Sm'gina by Italiamahn May 11, 2015