Sporking the Wolf

A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.

Andrea sure sporked that wolf.

Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.

by Newby October 26, 2007

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?

yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010

sporking

when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."

Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!

by Cspearp December 15, 2011

Sporking

Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.

Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.

We had a wonderful evening filled with mischief last night! We went toilet papering and sporking!

by Krystenlovesbutterscotch November 22, 2013

storking

a sexual act in which a girl receives a very long penis (like the bill of a stork) into her vagina.

The girl is so obsessed with storking that she takes men with a short penis as her pet aversions.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011

sporking

the act of spooning that occurs before or after sexual intercourse.

two people spoon, one gets turned on then they have sex.

by tarren wilson August 12, 2005

Sporking

The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple

We were sporking last night while watching a movie

by London & Amanda January 11, 2009