Scotchy Mother 

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.

Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.

Scotchy Mother by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Scotch Fugly 

The highest level of ugliness. A truly unbelievable degree of repulsiveness usually only achieved by little fat security guards.

Ugliness levels:

1 ugly

2 pug ugly

3 fugly

4 pug fugly

5 super pug fugly

6 scotch fugly

Scotch Fugly by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle July 29, 2009

sloth cracka 

A white person who is lazy

God dam son that homeless dude (white race person) is a sloth cracka get a fucking job

sloth cracka by JyahC July 8, 2010

Scotchuesday

is a weekly drinking holiday with the sole purpose of drinking Scotch on Tuesdays.

Acceptable liquor variations are - Whiskey or Bourbon.

Jordan looked forward to Scotchuesday, where should could sip her scotch in the company of good friends and a fine cigar.

Scotchuesday by North Park Crew December 8, 2010

scotcholm syndrome 

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.

While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.

scotcholm syndrome by raabidfun September 26, 2018

Sletch 

A slur term referring to a person with celiac disease

"You can't have gluten?! What are you a sletch?!"

"That blonde family is full of sketches."

Sletch by Pseudo Sammm March 13, 2022

Inverted Sloth 

The act of masturbating, or performing other sexual acts while hanging upside down.

Dude! I totally just walked in on my roommate doing an inverted sloth on the loft!

Inverted Sloth by Its late... December 2, 2009