Simphony

Actions taken by a simp to Impress someone
Eg: I acknowledge the fact that I've caused you pain, and I truly want to say I am sorry. The silence is deafening. Please forgive me for insulting your birds and telling you that your not ace even though you are, I am truly sorry, please forgive me, I am so sorry, did I tell you how sorry I am, well I am just really really really really sorry, sometimes I say things which I dont mean, I am sorry for that as well, please forgive me(note written by the writer to impress a girl)

The quiet kid did an act of Simphony over the teacher

by S4cats September 30, 2021

slimp

A beautiful concoction of American foodstuffs. Typically formulated from excess meats in the dumpster behind a combo KFC and Long John Silver’s. This meat product is then ground in a meat grinder, and stuffed in a condom like a sausage.

Did you see how pale Kindred was yesterday? He looked like are slimp last night.

by dayoop April 5, 2022

slimaholic

Aaryn and Kj

There go Aaryn and Kj. Slimaholics

by Billygoat January 11, 2023

simph

An asshole named Mark

Don’t be that guy over there the one who looks like a simph

by Kingsmurf February 7, 2023

Slamphony

When you want to drink but Cant because of Dry January or AA or you embarrassed yourself recently, and decide to fake being drunk in a social setting to fit in

Eh Bruh You want to Slamphony tonight? I was wayyy too hammered to talk to chicks last weekend…

by anonymous March 6, 2023

Slimpy

A dance where in the first few seconds. You have a heart attack then you bust out into break dance

fucker 1: yo bro i made a generic accomplishment

fucker 2: let's hit the slimpy

by Goodboah1899 May 20, 2023

Slumph

A group of two or more losers who follow a popular v-tuber

she's playing vr chat right now and she has a huge slumph following her around

by grabbypatty December 12, 2024