San Juan Slider

When you pull out during drunken anal sex and a turd slides out right after your dick.

Gregg was a little surprised when the San Juan Slider hit his foot after he finished in her ass at the wedding in Roche Harbor.

by Gregg69420 August 26, 2021

Slifer

To steal little or more items without being noticed at all, or even persuade or lie the item(s) into your hands. A person who steals too much, or lies abundantly.

Dog, your lighter just got slifered.
Don't slifer my food, man!
Why are you always such a slifer when we hang out?

by NIKKZOR December 11, 2007

Slider

Someone who has sex with multiple people in short amount of time; whore

Sarah is a slider, she let the whole crew smash

by Makingprogress November 11, 2019

Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

Siberian Sunglasses

Performed only during the winter, the sexual act of ejaculating into someone's eyes and then kicking them outside into the snow, causing the jizz to freeze over their eyes.

"GAH SIBERIAN SUNGLASSES, I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by A cold blind fool March 16, 2010

Texas Slider

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.

I laid a classic Texas Slider after last night's bingo tournament.

by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006

Siberia

Siberia is in either Europe or Asia... or like, Russia or something. It's fucking cold.

It's cold in Siberia, NIGGUH!

by grey September 22, 2005