Seven Deadly Sins

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Also known as the finer things in life. Originally arranged in the 6th century by Pope Gregory, the seven are:

1. Pride - An attitude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins.

2. Envy - desire for the belongings or traits of others.

3. Lust - The craving of 'earthly pleasures,' if 'earthly pleasures' are defined as sex.

4. Avarice - Greed; the desire of riches, bling, or Nikes(c).

5. Wrath - Outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought.

6. Sloth - An animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. The sin itself is easy to piece together from there.

7. Gluttony - The urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions.

Pride: I'm the man!
Envy: I want your woman!
Lust: In fact, I want to have *SEX* with your woman!
Avarice: Maybe, if I had more money, your woman would have sex with me...
Wrath: Get over here, woman! NOW!
Sloth: Why? Well, because I'm too lazy to come over there to you.
Gluttony: Oh well, the woman left. Anyone for Mickey-D's?

by The Baron October 10, 2003

have several seats

When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.

Trina: Beyoncé 's hair is all hers no weave

Alicia: go have several seats

by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016

Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."

by b34r May 21, 2009

Slimy Selvey

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.

Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!

by thehillshire December 22, 2014

Seven

Seven is by scientific fact the largest number ever. There may be those that can argue that seven isn't the largest number, but they would be incorrect. It is the largest number because 6 is equivalent to 8 and 5 is equivalent to 9 (and so on and so forth). In the olden days, seven was compared to gods, as the number has a special hook on it that not any other number does have. This hook was necessary in grabbing the gods from the heavens and bringing them down to earth so that sacrifices can get to them faster than without the seven bringing them down to earth.

Aaron: "Can you give me a hand with this homework?"
Bailey: "Sure"
Aaron: "What is 20x500?"
Bailey: "Seven"
Aaron: "What?"
Bailey: "It's seven"
Aaron:"I don't think that is-"
Bailey:"KILL THE NON-BELIEVER"

by Giganinja99 September 25, 2014

sevensome

A sexual intercourse involving seven people.

"I went to see Patricia, and when I came in, guys, do you know what I found? Sevensome!"

by Anggie May 1, 2006

Sbeve

To describe something as material that makes young girls, preferably around 13 to 14 years old, cry.

“Man, that movie was some real Sbeve material.”

by CarsonTheCookdude June 4, 2019