Skyving

Male scissoring that entales two men rubbing ball sacks together.

Skyve me Xerxes.

O were skyving.

by Rooster cock August 6, 2009

Skyping

1. (n) the act of having sex using Skype

This term allows today's youth to explain modern methods of long distance sex to clueless old people.

D: You might get lucky and she'll have phone sex with you.
C: We got webcams now old timer. I'll be Skyping with her later tonight.

by Locker420 January 23, 2011

figure skating

an extremely hard sport that only the smartest, prettiest, most gorgeous people can do. boys who do it are gay

figure skating is cooler than hockey

by noosheeeeeeennnn September 17, 2008

Obligation Skating

The skating that one must do to be considered a skater.

i've gotta go do my obligation skating

by sheridan December 2, 2003

Skypting

The act of reading off lines from a script through a conference call via Skype. This is a secure way of practicing your incredible acting talent without having to leave the comfort of your home!

TV: the newest sport pong is said to be the cure and a miracle for our hard times durring the plaig.

Teddy: that's my dream... to be a true champion of Skypting

TV: and its the semi finals,

Ref: ready set start,

by Booji Boy July 2, 2011

Skyving

To intentionally not go to school, and just stay in bed, alone. Sounds fun.

Friend 1: yo mate, where is Dom?
Friend 2: ahh, the cunt’s Skyving

by Beanermuncher October 25, 2019

Skating Club of Boston

Skating Club of Boston, commonly referred to as SCOB, or Shitty Cunts of Boston, is a skating club in Norwood, Massachusetts. It is a beautiful 3-rink facility newly built in 2020, with a gym, lounge, cafe, and even gorgeous waterfall features that tend to appear every few months. These incredible waterfall features give the rink a nice and wet atmosphere, since water can leak from the exploding pipes. Also, the constant half-broken down walls give the otherwise warm and comfortable rink a modern and industrial feel.

Even though the ice and the facility are considered one of the best in the country, the ice is mostly shit and the clients get treated like prisoners. Does everybody else in the country want to skate at SCOB? yes. Do they know that everybody in SCOB is depressed and in therapy? not quite. Neither do they know that the management still has to pay $70m to the construction company. But that’s ok because they just got a new $700k camera system for the gym. SCOB is the place to be if you are looking for little backstabbing bitches who have no life or the perfect place for a cute mental breakdown.

You can also have an encounter with the bitchiest of them all: Ma! Guaranteed to improve your day.

Person 1: Did you hear that Lexi goes to the Skating Club of Boston?

Person 2: Yeah she really is a shitty cunt of boston.

by SluttySlayShit December 7, 2022