skin bridge

A skin-bridge is formed when the raw remnant where the foreskin was cut attaches to the raw surface of the glans and heals that way. This happens after the doctor has lost interest in the case and the mother, who has been told her son's circumcised penis is now "low maintenance" and has no idea what it is "supposed" to look like, does not notice that anything is the matter

The doctor botched my circumcision. Now I have a skin bridge and I keep my merkin in it.

by Mia Sadofsky December 28, 2005

So you're saying

An opening phrase used by people (primarily feminists and SJWs) to obfuscate or willfully misinterpret a logical point/argument a reasonable person has made.

Reasonable person: It's illegal pay someone less based on their sex. No serious economist worth their weight in salt would take the "wage gap" seriously.

Feminist: So you're saying women shouldn't have the right to vote?

Reasonable person: What? No. I was just saying that if women want to, across the board, make as much as men, they totally can, they just have to-

Feminist- So you're saying women are your personal sex slaves who speak when spoken to and shouldn't be able to read or write?

by makazen January 27, 2018

Skinbyrd

Female version of the term Skinhead

"That girl over there sportin' the boots and braces, she's a skinbyrd"

by La.belle August 29, 2005

Brown skin girl

Browns skin girl’s skin is just like pearls. It’s the best thing in the world. Brown skin girls are the definition of beauty.

Brown skin girl’s are absolute goddesses.

by Thatgirllyy July 28, 2019

waste of skin

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good skin some poor burn victim could be using.

See also waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of oxygen, waste of semen, and waste of space, but oddly enough not "waste of makeup", which is mostly used by... wastes of skin.

"Yeah, I stopped seeing Joe after I found out he evicted his grandmother from their duplex to rent it to some strippers he met at a titty bar. What a total waste of skin."

by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005

Skin Magazine

A Copy of pornographic literature.
Porn, Pornography, Adult literature.
Porn and Porno are informal examples.

I just found some Skin Magazines under Tommy's bed.

by Pig Child January 9, 2008

skin-ripping boner

a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.

"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."

by theGUARDian January 8, 2010