When banging your bitch in the mud and pull out too far and you shovel some of Alabama's finest back up in.
I was fucking my sister out back and I gave em the Alabama mud skipper. She'll be cleaning that shit out for weeks.
by Billy bubba November 14, 2013
A good Netflix series which at the end of the episode leaves you with the urge to get as quickly as possible to the next episode and therefor you opt for the ‘skip intro’ option to do so. Similiar to a good book being a ‘page turner’
by Dunnec3 December 08, 2018
Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.
by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018
It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.
by The Dirty Skipper September 22, 2021
Guy: Who's going to end racism?
Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 3: Racism won't die, but you should watch Skipper Ends Racism. It's the best movie I've ever seen
Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 3: Racism won't die, but you should watch Skipper Ends Racism. It's the best movie I've ever seen
by pejafme November 04, 2020
by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 28, 2024
The slave master that drove the boat who skipped his ras back out of the West Indies with all his likkle buddy dem.
The Royal family are a bunch of skippers who skipped there ras out of royalty because of there fuckery.
by FOTB May 30, 2021