Skipper

A term used to describe an asian bamf.

holy mother of all that is holy, its skipper. I want his children...

by Rawrmin April 16, 2011

Yippee Skippee

When a human being of large mass jumps in the air with one leg raised, farts, and hollers; "Yippee Skippee" and the fart propels them slightly upwards...

Jake: "Yippee Skippee!" *FARTS*

by Jay Chambers August 21, 2011

Melbourne Mud-skipper

Famously done by locals in Melbourne Florida, this is the act of going out to the mud bogs, collecting fresh mud then meeting a female immediately after at the county line saloon, bring her back to your place slap the mud you collected into the crack of her anus, then finally motor boating the hell out of her anus.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne mud-skipper!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"

by ConairSV June 28, 2010

Skittered

Under the influence of 2,5-Dimethoxy-4-chloroamphetamine.

Man, sleeping feels great. I've been so skittered I haven't been able to get any shuteye at all!

by Orion MacAfee December 29, 2009

Skipper

A really skinny girl with no chims or butt

Isaac: Man, that girl is flat chested and has no butt.
Pherick: Yeah, dude, she's a skipper.

by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008

The Skipper

A Fat Chick. A term taken from Gilligan's Island. A three hour tour says it all!

C.T.- "Bro, did you bang The Skipper last night?"

Kill- "Hell yeah fool! She was sniffin around my door so I had to hit it!"

C.T.- "Douchebag!"

by Kill1349Chief February 2, 2009

Skipper

A "Skipper" is someone who skips cinematics (movie parts) in games, especially in multi-player games.

"Damn it, Joel! I havn't seen that cinematic yet and you just skipped half way through. Next time I'm taking the controller off of you, Mr Skipper."

by MiTHMoN December 1, 2009