Rusty Skewer

When you hold a dildo in your mouth and place the end in a man's ass pushing it in and out. While he jacks in sync with the dildo penetration so it looks like the dildo is going straight through him with his jerk off motion.

Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.

by Dank devil dick September 12, 2017

Banana Skewer

The ultimate sex move which will instantaneously demolish any pussy.

Girl 1: what happened last night

Girl 2: he absolutely crushed me it was so amazing when he did the banana skewer.

by Nutter.The.Bread.And.Butter October 16, 2018

a-skeert

A phrase sometimes used by insane Russian teachers to mildly threaten insult to their students and also give said students the impression that they are having a mild seizure.

Put the following words and phrases into the Instrumental. Or are you a-skeert?

by chaotic comet May 16, 2021

Italian skewer

having sex in the olive garden and you shove a bread stick up a girls ass and then forcing it down her throat.

gave my waitress the Italian skewer last night.

by notaguineapig November 7, 2022

beefy skewer

a thick veiny cock that sticks straight up horizontally when hard

"my mouth watered at his beefy skewer"

by seekk July 11, 2025

Manure Skewer

The name for a males penis when engaging in anal sex.

Hey Jennifer! How about you let me stick my Manure Skewer in your Stink Wrinkle.

by Poopy Pusher January 2, 2026