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Singleton

A last name that's given to either the bitches with the finest faces, or the niggas with the largest dicks. If your a singleton, you might as well just be a porn star.
Michael: "Damn yo have you heard about Kyle?
James: What about Kyle?
Michael: He's a Singleton yo!
James: What the fuck?! I gotta hide my girl gang!
by Criticalityy April 10, 2024
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Singleton

A Nice caring person whos too horny for their own good.
Did you see her today? She be looking so singletony
by anonymous April 30, 2024
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singlelessness

Singlelessness, pronounced "Single-less-ness" or sometimes, Singlessness,

(1) originally a misspelling, or miss-read of Signlessness, one of the three doors of liberation in Mahayana Buddhism - Emptiness, Signlessness and Aimlessness - has "remanifested" as a word that means the inability to exist as a separated, single entity of any entity in the whole universe. Another way to state the interconnected nature of all things.

(2) A comforting way to use deep, reliable buddhist philosophy to tell your friend who is still single that even without a partner he/she is not truly ever single. That he/she is deeply connected to everyone else and there are always friends, loved ones that care about you. (Can absolutely be used for sarcasm)
(1) The singlelessness nature of all things; You stop feeling lonely when you are reminded of the truth of singlelessness.
(2) Dude, cheer up! You are not single. In fact, because of singlelessness, you cannot really be single!
by TrueSF March 9, 2026
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Singleton

Term derived from British reality TV dating show "Amazing Singleton's" where hard luck cases dating profiles are given to Britain's top consumer rated dating sites to find suitable partners. These Singletons are followed through the entire process from application, selection, date and post date follow up interviews.

definition; largely undatable due to some tragic flaw.
Meet london's datables, the amazing Singletons.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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Callum Singleton

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.
by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019
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lewis singleton

by Mrs.Eggo July 29, 2021
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Chris Singleton

Chris Singleton is a guy from somerset he his bi sexual and listens to metal and loves f1 (formula 1) racing and gets annoyed when it's interpreted
Have you seen Chris Singleton, yes I have he's watching F1 don't disturb him otherwise he will throw something at you
by Trooper883 February 24, 2023
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