Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.
Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.
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YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.
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you find someone who is called Simon and run around him while shouting SIMON STINKT.
Then he gets pissed off and cries.
you find someone who is called Simon and run around him while shouting SIMON STINKT.
Then he gets pissed off and cries.
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