simon 

1. a term used to describe an annoying bastard who goes around and fucks up people's lives.

2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others

1. Man do you know that kid over there?
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!

simon by AntiSimon2 August 11, 2010

Simon 

A Simon is when you get hurt during summer vacation. Making you unable to swim, sport and doing other physical activities.

Person 1: Dude you wanna go swim?

Person 2: I can't I just did a Simon.

Simon by imedough August 29, 2010

Simon 

The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.

Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.

Simon by plop central November 9, 2018

Simon 

A name for a really bad haircut.

Bob: Nice hair!

Harry: Yeah, the hairdresser calls it a 'Simon' haircut because it's really bad.

Simon by dhfhzdnhnhjdjj August 4, 2007

Simon 

A bloke who posts up a picture of their first day at the gym

First day at the gym. Simon?

Simon by Zing on bloke September 19, 2020

Simon 

a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch

OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon

Simon by Yuri Suri February 25, 2009

Simon 

An unusually short person, who most likely plays video games in class.

"That guy is only three feet tall."
"Wow, he's almost as short as Simon."

Simon by BlackoutZero December 18, 2008