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fuck me sideways

an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.
"slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo"

"fuck me sideways what the harl"
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sideways smile

poon, vagina, cunt, pussy, poontang
by friedman March 13, 2003
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sideways invisibility theory

This theory deals with very skinny people who when looked at from the side are hardly visible because of how skinny they are.
Some people are just hard to spot because of the sideways invisibility theory.
by The Ripper Roo Rapper February 4, 2008
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sideways boulevard

To say something that is bizarre or don't make sense.
Mane Mane: I be trippin with that big 40 cause she don't know the definition of a lick.

Boo Boo: Nigga you rollin on sideways boulevard!
by bigblack365 April 9, 2009
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Sidewards

1) to turn both sideways and backwards
2) To turn sideways except cooler
"I just turned my head sidewards and it was rightside up"
by zexsudel October 20, 2004
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sideways

adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.
Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.
by Webster June 25, 2004
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sideways cheeseburger

A girls vagina. When the vagina is pinched between the thumb and index finger.
by youngwallstreet January 16, 2015
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