fap me sideways

To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )

"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"

by Dankyhughes November 19, 2015

Well fuck me sideways and call me George

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier

Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"

by kinkysauce September 24, 2018

shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005

Sideways Homer Simpson

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways

The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!

by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006

Fuck Me sideways

Its when your fucked big time.

Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''

by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010

flash sideways

A flash sideways is not a flashback, flash-forward or an alternate timeline. It posits what would have happened if one event didn't.

In the ABC Television show Lost, a flash sideways shows what would have happened if Oceanic flight 815 didn't crash on the island but instead landed in Los Angeles.

by babcock69 May 24, 2010

right fuckin' sideways

When you’re so inebriated that you’re unable to walk straight, let alone stand up.

"Dude, you drank so much last night! You were right fuckin' sideways!"

by e911goddess September 16, 2007