Siamese Express

It's when 6 or more guys put their pee-pees in eachothers b-holes, until the last guy does it.

Come on brothers, I'm gonna teach you a new wrestling move called the Siamese Express.

by cgenson190273 May 28, 2018

Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.

Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.

by It's not broken July 6, 2018

Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Siamese Dick

When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.

My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.

by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020

Siamese Dream

An album by The Smashing Pumpkins which consists of either grungy songs or soft love songs.

Siamese Dream is a kickass album by The Smashing Pumpkins. I'd say Siamese Dream and Gish! are my 2 favourite albums by The Smashing Pumpkins.

by UltimateDoge September 27, 2022

siamese pressure washer

when a man docks with another man and both men piss into each others urethras.

hey john, that siamese pressure washer was so nice last night!

by steven p. October 23, 2022

Siamese Sandwich

Another set of terms for the buttocks.

"OMG! Gordilia just caught another flaming combat boot upside the inside of her Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023