shmecture

a smackin and a lecture.

Muh momma gave meh a shmecture.

by 183921312 March 4, 2009

Spectard

An asshole so consumed with computer specs, this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, every time I talk to Rob, all he can do is rattle off computer specs, he is such a Spectard!

by Klaatu9898 August 28, 2018

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

spectacle

1, grand public diplay,procession,perfomance,etc;

The sunrise seen from high in the mountains was a tremendous
spectacle.

make a spectacle of oneself by arguing with the waiter

by Jack.Feng May 6, 2008

Spectator

Spectator is a commonly used term to describe the 'odd sheep in the pen' in regards to women and their associates. In other words the 'fatter' of the friends, one who doesn't look after personal figure, the girl who goes and watches her 'fitter' friends play sport, whilst sitting on the side line eating a pie.

1. "Mate, why did you have to bring the spectator back to ours last night?"

2. "Mate the only way i was going to root the amazing one was if the ugly friend came along"

1. "fair enough then ya pol cat."

by Bruse January 14, 2008

Spectacles

The Greek god of expensive sunglasses and all that is obvious.

Guy with orange hat.

by Newman June 29, 2003

Spectard

Special Tard
A tard that chooses to mess things up so badly they go beyond the standard Tard definition.

Oh man, you messed that job up so badly I can't even figure out how to fix it. You realy are a Spectard

by xthedarkx1 September 19, 2009