The beer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.
by Dustwel October 09, 2009
Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.
by Realiststatements July 01, 2019
Someone who takes a mad shit while cleaning themselves in the shower and then proceeds to play with it
Dave: "hey man what did you do today."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."
by Cladacuis_rigby July 14, 2021
Like a regular shower, but with a cocktail. Could be at cocktail hour, or could be at 10 AM. A cocktail shower is appropriate at any time of day.
Friend 1: You seem happy today!
Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!
Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!
by LongBombs May 14, 2020
A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.
Clean sheets after an everything shower is heaven.
by Cocoa Morgan March 10, 2017
"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"
by mepheld November 02, 2013
When one substitutes a real shower for washering their hair and or face in the sink and applying deodorant & cologne to cover up any preexisting odors.
by DB in MO July 25, 2008