Shoe

What the heck are you looking up shoes for?! Your probably wearing one right now IdIoT! Use ur brain! Wait you cant YOU DONT HAVE A BRAIN DUMBO

me im a shoe XD

by Ambar_wolf October 23, 2017

Shoe

Hard sock

1: "you can't just wear socks"
2: "well they're the hard ones. I still got the soft ones underneath"
1: "its called a shoe, bitch"

by Audi0Phil3 February 10, 2021

shoe

a person that i dirty and used by everyone....and also smells like feet

Brittany: "oh my god Riley why are you such a fucking shoe!"
Riley: *goes and sits in a corner like a emo kid

by Kera Elizabeth March 31, 2007

SHOE

An acronym for "Stupidist Human on Earth", often times used to describe your retarded boss.

Guy "I can't believe the Shoe is Making me Work this weekend" Other Guy "Who is the Shoe"
Guy "Our boss, the shoe, you know Stupist Human on Earth"

by Rampadoo March 15, 2010

the shoe

An alternate phrase for the shit. Commonly used by Mormon and other teens who cannot use profanity. This is similar to a Profanity Loophole.

The new Lord of the Rings movie is the shoe!

by BasharTeg July 28, 2003

shoe

a shy hoe = shoe

*sees the guy I like*
*walks away instead of talking to him*
Me: *sighs* I'm such a shoe

by smartgg0501 July 6, 2016

shoeing

The act of pooping in ones trousers with runny poo and proceding to tread it in to the carpet with ones shoes.

Dave: oh man I've got to go

Mum: don't go shoeing again! The vax has worked overtime lately!!

by jaycool20 June 15, 2008