Shlong

A dick, not metaphorically, it's literally a penis but nicknamed

Dude get your shlong up in on that

by IceCubz321 August 7, 2018

Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.

“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”

by Sherzzer August 7, 2018

Shlong

A large penis ranging from 8inches+

Girl: "did you see mr.pipeyocheeks shlong?
Girl2: "omg yea it's so big"

by swagcapper August 18, 2018

sHLoNg

another word for a long penis

Jesus fuck look at my shlong.

by allpreistsarepedophiles August 19, 2018

shlong

my uncle

my shlong

by Dr.Loop October 28, 2018

Shlong

A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)

Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”

by hallejamesx March 8, 2019

Shlong

Short and long depending on variables.

My cat has a shlong dick!

by TheManHymnself March 21, 2019