shitson

the combination of shit and son. In other words, it is the equilvalence of shit or shoot.

Shitson! Where did he go?

by gladis March 25, 2004

shitmonk

The name commonly given to people who worship shit. For example: 1. People who eat their shit or the shit of others. 2. People who have a shrine in their home and pray to Shitzi ( the Greek god of shit ). 3. People who lay big shits in the toilet, or in their bed, and bring their friends in to inspect the glory. 4. People who worship having shit on their penises so much that they go around ramming their cocks in the shitholes of many dogs.

Guy1: Man, my damn toilet is clogged up!
Guy2: Hey, call Daniel. He'll fix it. He'll shove his arm up in there and pull that turd right out. Yeah, he's a real shitmonk.

by EatMyJunk April 24, 2009

Shitcon

Shitcon is like defcon but for shitting.

We better find a gas station soon, I'm at shitcon 1.
(Moments later)
I need to go home...I shit my pants.

by fattyJ April 21, 2006

shitmoney

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of

*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?

by NJC March 29, 2005

shitman

1.a man and/or woman, made of shit.
2.a person of exceptional shitness..aka are really bad at what theyre doing/trying

1.ahaha...look at that guy try n kickflip...pfft shitman
2.can you play poker?..."nope"....well your a shitman aren't ya?

by NOFX=finally, a punk band May 16, 2006

SHITMOPPER

a person who does very low wage labour

"Man , I quit hanging with Jimmy , it turns out he's a shitmopper at the restaurant down the street

by Ken Jones August 29, 2005

Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"

Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...

by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011