Shitlocks

The dreaded ass hairs after taking a wicked shit.

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.

by snife83 October 19, 2015

Shitlocks

Poorly braided dreadlocks that look awful.

Man, did you see his dreadlocks? Moar liek shitlocks, amirite?

by RoundenBrown October 18, 2018

Shillocker

A person who finds him/herself only interested in homosexual members of the opposite gender.

That girl has tried to hook up with 3 gay guys in the past year, she is such a shillocker.

by fleetfoxxy June 11, 2010

Shitlucked

Having bad luck; no hope for someone.

This project is shitlucked.

by obladee December 9, 2010

shittocky

type of mushrooms found in the amazon

I love this shittocky

by A rottem hamburger June 23, 2015

Shitcock

Noun. A term for the top person in a male homosexual relationship. This term comes from the amount of feces left on the penis.

Dude, when I got done with Harris last night, I was such a shitcock.

by Casimirhusky August 28, 2017

shitocking

To shit in a stocking then smack someone in the face with it

That boi just dissed me so I gave him a good shitocking.

by Clamdiver4eva September 17, 2017