shitbong

To fart while getting a blowjob

I was so loaded last night that I accidentally shitbonged her while she was chugging!

by old dirty buck November 2, 2009

shitfest 9000

The term used to describe an extreme cluster fuck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge.

John - "Dude what the fuck happened to all the alcohol? I thought Jerry was bringing it to the party?"

Terance - "Ya well fucking Jerry went to some party on 12th street and now were stuck in shitfest 9000."

by cdub for real January 24, 2011

shitfeast

1. The meal which you are forced to eat due to extreme hunger and a lack of other options.

When you are starving and come home to your mother in law's horrible version of meatloaf you are getting ready to enjoy a shitfeast.

by bigdongmanhands March 4, 2011

shitbox

A car that is an absolute piece of shit. The bodywork will have more hits than the Beatles and the dash will be lit up like a Christmas tree and will take at least an hour to start the engine in the morning if you're lucky.

I'm not buying your shitbox. The scrap yard will take it.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

Stupid Shitface

An Inbred retarded niggerfuck Barack Obama Bin Laden

Do you know if that stupid shitface nigger is still alive?
Unfortunately the inbred retarded niggerfuck Barack Obama Bin Laden still breathes, hopefully one day that fucking nigger will be 5 feet underground.

by DieNiggerfuckObamaBinLaden September 16, 2022

shitfaced

to get drunk off your ass

I got so shitfaced I puked out my left lung

by Greg August 22, 2003

Shitcoin

Insert picture of dogecoin here

Dogecoin is a shitcoin.

by Stangles July 2, 2021