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shittard

a fucktard that is either a worthless piece of shit, cannot control his own defecation, or both
Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.
by smg2003-2007 May 7, 2009
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shitformation

There's misinformation, and then there's shitformation. Shitformation is exponentially poor misinformation. It is usually derived from instances in which one merely seeks to placate the masses by providing information that would have better served its purpose unsaid.
Shitformation Ex 1: The next patch will resolve the server crashes.

Shitformation Ex 2: Everything is working as intended. There are no problems we are currently addressing.
by A rose by any other name March 6, 2008
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shitarium

when you walk into the bathrooms at school and find that all the toilets are vacated.
man, i desperately needed to crap but i walked into the shitter and it was all shitarium.
by Timmmah Bee October 19, 2008
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ShitFactoryPalooza

The more socially accepted term for "Take Your Dog to Work Day." The excessive amount of waste that canines produce with humans picking it up bare-handed combined with a music festival is believed to be the origin of the name.
Jesus christ, it's not even ShitFactoryPalooza and I've stepped in dog shit and dog vomit three times today at the office.
by Helmetbroom June 28, 2010
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Shittard

A shittard is someone who is a all around dumbass, and has less common sense than a rock.
look at Harold he is a complete shittard, he is being such a stupid fuck.
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Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.
Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.
by tirtle July 2, 2018
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shitfasted

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!
person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy
by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007
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