Shitnap

A relaxed state induced from defecating and reading on a comfortable toilet.

I thought Megan might have died in the bathroom, but she was only taking a shitnap.

by stinkylettuce June 22, 2009

Shitfacing

A collective action of drinking in order to get shitfaced.

Guys it's Friday let's get a collective shitfacing action going!

by fantasy January 23, 2013

piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.

Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.

by The Last Mohican May 13, 2008

shithappens

When severenth happens to not give a shit.

Martin: shithappens

by moojay January 13, 2011

shitfag

shitfag, one who shits out faggs

aaron is a shitfag

by aaronisatampon February 11, 2009

shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)

Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

shitfaceded

the act of being shitfaced

Caleb: i'm shitfaceded
Dylan: you're slick wasted

by Dossy Silentkilah April 4, 2011