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Seppo

1. Seppo is an Australian term for Americans, derived from the Australian rhyme slang, "Septic Tank Yanks" due to their heightened sense of jealousy over America's modern toilet system. While still living in the dunny days of exterior outhouses, Australians envy the American septic tank systems that allow Americans to handle business in the comfort of their own home.
2. Seppo is an England and Australian term for Americans, who separated from the Olde Country to make a new life free from British culture. Seppo is an abbreviated form of separate or separatists.
"Some day when I visit America, I'm going to try out a Seppo Lou!"

Those Seppos leave our country, start a new country, and now they keep coming back! There's a Seppo everywhere you look!"
by Woweverynamereallyistaken March 25, 2019
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Facebook Seppuku

When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.
Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.

After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010
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seppuku

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.


Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

If you succeed, everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”
Dude 1: Holy Shit! You just swallowed a frisbee! You are the most awesome ninja ever!
Dude 2: (dead, because he just commit seppuku)
Dude 1: Holy Crap!
by Benjamon October 27, 2005
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seppel

a bitter whore posing as an escort
"Did you see that Seppel in the hotel lobby? What a nice pair of legs."
by Leon P. February 1, 2004
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Seppuku

A masturbatory sexual act in which a man penetrates the outer sphincter of his anus with the tip of his beef whistle.
"Boy, I could sure go for some seppuku right now", thought Henry.
by HAILGOKU February 1, 2017
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seppo

ffs seppo is here
by youknow124 February 2, 2017
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seppo

A person from the Australian state of New South Wales; used as slang derogatory by Victorians and Queenslanders.

Explanation: The three eastern states of Australia are Queensland in the north, Victoria in the south, and New South Wales between them. They are colloquially seen as being Canada, Mexico and the USA respectively. Since seppo is a slang term for American (see above definitions), it becomes a slang term for a New South Welshman.
Victorian: The damn seppos won the 2005 AFL premiership.
by Aspirex April 8, 2006
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