self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.

Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

by 747pilot June 5, 2010

self basket

when you masturbate while laying on your back and shoot cum into your own mouth.

Blaine enjoys a nice protein shot, so he enjoys making a self basket every night.

by SpeedyTaco May 24, 2014

selfie stickler

A “selfie stickler” is a person and/or persons who delete the majority of their photos (taken via selfie stick of course), because they deem them to be “not good enough” and the encryption method to be unexpectedly loathesome to the eyes.

“Check our that selfie stickler over there! She’s erased the majority of all her photos and just keeps taking more!”

by Keronica Kadwell February 8, 2018

self-guilt

the devil inside your brain.

self-guilt: i'm ready to ruin your day

by devil987 July 20, 2019

Ninja Selfie

Taking a “secret” selfie with someone else’s phone, while waiting to take a photo for them, for them to find later. This is done as a fun prank.

I asked the couple if they would like me to snap a pic of them and I took a few Ninja selfies while they got ready.

by Fitchic July 1, 2019

i drop kicked that child in self defense

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense

Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

by i swear my name is andrew September 10, 2021

Selfie King

Someone who takes a lot of photo's of themselves.

Luke Brooks is the Selfie King to end all Selfie Kings. He is flawless.

by Fagggggggot November 2, 2012