Come from a episode of Sienfeld. Where you get a couples freinds .. realtives .. what ever and see who can go the longest without masturbating. Although you don't know if the person masturbates and says they haven't, so you need an honor system and have close friends to do it with.
Eric: Dude, I was having a Sienfeld Bet with David
Scott: Well, how did it go?
Eric: HA, I won, of course, David is a chronic masterbater!
Scott: HAHA, Owned *DEMORALZING SHOUT*
Scott: Well, how did it go?
Eric: HA, I won, of course, David is a chronic masterbater!
Scott: HAHA, Owned *DEMORALZING SHOUT*
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to interrupt important proceedings for self-recognition or promotion; inspired by NBC cutting to Jerry Seinfeld's new show "The Marriage Ref" during the 2010 Winter Olympics' closing ceremonies
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A: hey man do you wanna watch Seinfeld at my house this weekend?
B: sorry man I think I’m seinfolding
A: what? When did this happen? When will it be over?
B: maybe never! I hear his voice in my mind! My friends say I’m starting to talk like him. I just don’t think I can keep doing this.
A: since you got back from nam it’s like u were never the same, I waited so long to see you again and even when I could I still missed you the same, maybe more.
B:I know… sometimes I miss me too.
A: so that’s it?
B:I guess so old friend… I guess so
B: sorry man I think I’m seinfolding
A: what? When did this happen? When will it be over?
B: maybe never! I hear his voice in my mind! My friends say I’m starting to talk like him. I just don’t think I can keep doing this.
A: since you got back from nam it’s like u were never the same, I waited so long to see you again and even when I could I still missed you the same, maybe more.
B:I know… sometimes I miss me too.
A: so that’s it?
B:I guess so old friend… I guess so
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Seinfeld comes on twice an evening on the local CW channel on week nights. Usually it's a major hoot.
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