Seeding

When one dude cums inside another dude who is really horny and he wants to own him with his cum so he pushes it all inside him and makes him take every last drop of it with no condom holding it back

"Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"

by Brady's Bitch December 21, 2009

Seein' balls

Your eyes; A term often used by the..."less educated" folks down by the river

"Maw! My seein' balls dun got pecked out by a chicken!"

by Lunar/Solar October 14, 2008

sebelius

to negligently ignore critical items in an oblivious manner with devastating consequences to large groups of people with the ulterior motive to fecklessly blame one's opponents for the subsequent widespread panic, chaos and wreckage.

Distantly related to the terms SNAFU, FUBAR and BOHICA due to their governmental origins although more to do with the civilian federal bureaucracy than the military.

Citizen 1: I have tried 30 times to get onto helathcare.org so I can get insurance for my family.

Citizen 2: I thought obama fixed that

Citizen 1: no but he sure sebeliused the crap out of the tea party on this one.

by Matoh Wakan October 28, 2013

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

Seepies Neow

The term used when a person is in process of, or is currently, sleeping. The term can be used in other instances as well including, "hook ups neow" or "seacos neows".

K-dubs just told Gemma Louise it was time for seepies neow.

Lee wants to go seepies neow but Molly said NONO.

Shhh, Pete and Danny are seepies neow.

by Molly McC December 6, 2007

seeing

When you are casually dating another person with a little attachment, but you're still able to date other people.

The kid I am seeing is super sexy.

by K to the IZZO August 18, 2003

Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003