Scottish Slurpee

Things Needed: 1 Male, 2 Females

The fun and delicous act of spreading a female's anus cheecks, and then blowing the male's load into the female's asshole. As the asshole being a substitute for a cup, the other female slurps out the cum from the anus, creating a Scottish Slurpee

Damn bitch, you get your friend over there and lets go make some Scottish Slurpees!!

by xCTRxCareyx April 24, 2010

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Scottish Lobster

When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!

Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.

by the bird of prey February 10, 2014

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scrotting • scrotti • Scrotticles • scrottie • Scrottish • Scottish • Scottie • scotting • scottish bag pipe • Scottie Pippen

not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

by Jimbob December 2, 2003

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Scottie

Someone good looking, charming, and posses an attractive aura. A handsome man with determination and drive; a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. A strong man that is on the path to being very successful.

Scottie, you're great!!

by forget-me-not February 5, 2010

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