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scroffy

n. or adj.
The name given to a person who is said to be suffering from scrofula; mainly affects Alex’s.
Also used to describe objects attached to people.
"Yoage dude, whats that scroffy doing on your back?"

"Hey scroffy, s'up ma nizzle?"
by The Tim January 3, 2005
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spliffy sploffy

The perfect word to describe a joint. It was originally used by a few boys in Toronto.
Yo BUD, you're thaaaaa worst, roll up another spliffy sploffy.
by GUYGUYGUY June 28, 2007
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Shloff-Loff

1.The flotation devices that look like long colorful foam noodles, often used by children in swimming pools; a pool noodle

2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.

Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.
If you can't stand in that part of the pool, be sure to take a shloff-loff with you.

"Carol"
"Shloff-loff"
by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) October 25, 2008
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scloof

putting dildos in one-anothers ears
"Oh scloof me Patricia!"
by Alexandria Fartia January 21, 2009
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Sploffed

Extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.
Dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. I was totally sploffed for hours.

I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.
by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008
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scroffmart

Referring to a discount department store with "mart" in the name; usually where scroffs can be found dragging one or more screaming kids around by their arms.
The local Scroffmart usually has the lowest prices on cigarettes, pop, and beer.
(Walmart, Kmart, etc.)
by Blonde2Fast March 7, 2009
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Scoffins

Bread Doe cut into circles and fried until golden brown.
Wow Scoffins for breakfast!
by Struth Bloke February 18, 2010
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