dirty schuetter

when having sex, the guy pulls out, and cums in a trumpet. After cumming, he plays "when the saints go marching in," splattering the jizz on the girls face.

Kristin: I have when the saints go marching in stuck in my head...
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!

by Kalison November 7, 2007

megan schultz

Stefani Schultz's younger, less-hot yet beautiful sister

Whoa I would rather look like either Megan Schultz or Stefani than myself any day!

by she who rox your sox April 29, 2011

Schusterization

A strictly heterosexual move involving a penis, anus, and cheddar nuggets.

Sarah recieved some serious schusterization last night!! She will be dropping cheese nuggets for weeks!

by nuggziez March 27, 2010

Novalee Schultz

the one person in your life that you cannot live without; a loved one, someone very special to you

"I think I'm going to ask Katrina to marry me."
"Why? You've only known her for 5 days..."
"Because, she's my Novalee Schultz"

by Christoph Magnus January 4, 2012

Shuster

A choke. From John Shuster's choking in the 2010 Olympics in curling.

We would have won if not for that Shuster.

by Sajak February 18, 2010

Ronan Schuster

A Ronan Schuster is a propper mad cunt gets all the birds and he would bate ye around if ye chatted abou him a Ronan Schuster is mostly found with a Liam Freeman Josh Lee or Jack O'Malley

wow i would just love to be a Ronan Schuster hes so cool

by mandem123456789 October 6, 2020

schysta

to be able to trick somebody out of something, usually money.

He a schysta, he told me that stuff cost $5 when it really costs $2.

by tha1KiD July 29, 2005