Schaffer Neck

Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth

I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.

My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.

by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010

scuffed

Having inferior quality, especially of something or someone that was previously good.

This is such a scuffed party.
These pants are so scuffed now.

by Periof January 12, 2017

The Scruffy Lionel

Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.

Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly December 8, 2018

scuff

To get dirty or ruin

u scuffed my work boots

by Ricedout July 30, 2003

scruffly abyss

A furried frenzy of excitement and youthful joy worthy of embracement. The exterior is often times excessively deep and soft, allowing ones hand to become ensconsed in the enigmna that is the "scruffly abyss"

Sophie, Scruffles Mcgee is the scruffly abyss

by Dcon12376987 August 15, 2008

scruffo

Italian slang for dishonerable,liar/cheat

You have a face of a scruffo.
Faccia de scruffo.

by jamboots July 28, 2009

scruff muff mcgruff

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it

I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.

by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006