A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.
Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.
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The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.
Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
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