Shipwreck Schramm

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.

person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."

by observer2 February 8, 2010

Schramley

A happy family composed of 5 members: Papa Chen (Ruben, dad), Frances (mom), Sam (son of Ruben), Alex and Christy (the twins). Other members include Lance (uncle and actual father of the twins), Naomi (the cool aunt/godmother and twin sister of Lance), and Blake (uncle and godfather). Gabe was the family's crazy dog who was put to sleep after attacking Sam.

If you're not a Schramley... you're not family.

by Founding Schramley March 1, 2009

schraffy

when one has sexual intercourse and both partners are covered in shrapnel.

wow! after that plane crash, the only thing i could think about is making schraffy love with every survior including the co-pilot

by green burrito December 17, 2008

schnabl

a small, fat chode

Ew, I heard he has a schnabl.

He sent pictures of his schnabl and she threw up in disgust.

by lizzie blackenshnakers December 5, 2010

Schramper

what you get called when people think your getting ugly

"Girl your such a schramper,get away from me."

by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011

Schratz

To botch something beyond repair with a large amount of flare.

Get your schratz together!

Yeah I was trying to make a joke earlier but totally schratzed it. Everyone laughed at me.

by Bobo Right September 6, 2013

Schratz

To botch something beyond repair with a large amount of flare.

Yeah I was trying to make a joke earlier but totally schratzed it. Everyone laughed at me.

by Bobo Right September 6, 2013