schmeeckle

The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.

After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!

by VoIP October 24, 2003

schmee

1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.

1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.

by Zachary Kamm January 7, 2008

Schleem

can be used as an adjective, verb, noun, etc.. meaning gross, sketchy, sick, cheezel, oddity, creepy, jorts ; it can mean a lot of things but you dont want to be called a schleem. originated from the word schlerm.

ew that was really schleemy.

im schleemin.

look at those schleems.

by livinitlaur September 30, 2008

schkeef

The band "JET" uses this to describe the area between the scrotum and the anus

Hey man, it smells like schkeef in here.

I have a rash on my schkeef.

by Osama - yes thats my real name December 16, 2003

Schmeez

marijuana weed maryjane pot etc.

Yo, I finally got some schmeez!

by </////////////>~~~~~ December 22, 2008

schmeezy

Weather that's neither good nor bad. Just gray and unpleasant. "

"I wish the weather wasn't so schmeezy. We really were hoping for a sunny day."

by JeremyNeo June 24, 2017

Schmeerios

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Cheerios brand. While still a toasted oat based cereal, Schmeerios are an inferior brand akin to a "white-label brand".

Tall your cheap-ass mom to stop buyin' these shitty Schmeerios and start buying the real stuff!

by beancrock July 15, 2019