An ESPN retard who thinks the phillies will not make the playoffs in 2011 after having the most wins in the league in 2010 & improving their pitching in the offseason.
by Moolium April 27, 2011
Get the David Schoenfield mug.Last name derived from the German "wood-turner." All who have this last name are very succesful in life and are beautiful, and have brown hair.
by Meg2014 December 24, 2010
Get the Schoettler mug.The act of failing miserable at a job, can also be defined as a subset of physical problem brought on by a job i.e. symptoms of a heart attack, inability to speak in full sentences, rambling for hours but not saying anything.
"How do you like your new manager?"
"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."
"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."
"Wow. Sorry to hear that."
"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"
"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."
"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."
"Wow. Sorry to hear that."
"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"
by GTFOSTFU September 4, 2012
Get the Schone-ing mug.The best kind of friend anyone could ever ask for. A schmore has put up with your nonsense time and time again and still loves you unconditionally. They are by far the sweetest, most caring person that you know and you would do anything for them in return. They are your other half and it's as if you two share a soul, making them your "soulmate". You two often deal with hard times but ultimately are even more connected from this.
by Samofgod November 17, 2016
Get the Schmore mug.Acting in a means of terribly bad "skaterness", while proceeding to be fat, normally when accompanied by a Chipotle burrito or 72 oz. steak.
by The Chatura Gazette February 20, 2005
Get the Schreiberly (adj.) mug.<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.
by Mark April 24, 2004
Get the schoeffel mug.v. To pretend to be a bank officer and type a web site address into a computer while secretly instead writing it on a piece of paper.
v. To be unable to quote commercial rates over the phone
v. To pretend to be a banker while answering the phone from a pay-day loan center
v. To be unable to quote commercial rates over the phone
v. To pretend to be a banker while answering the phone from a pay-day loan center
by John Schreuder August 29, 2012
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