schlooper

The stage half way between flaccid and erect

wow you've got a schlooper!

by Bin July 20, 2003

Schmoop Word Up

Being ridiculous, and quite annoying.

Did you really just flash me? That is schmoop word up.

by Miss All State ...aka the shit March 20, 2009

schmoop

To be disrespected by another who has not experienced the schmoopiness himself

She was schmooped in the back of the class.

by Chad December 14, 2004

schmoogle

much like a slut, a term for a woman who is sexually promiscuous in a non-acceptable way, she is considered very disgusing and any man or woman who would 'hookup' with her would be considered the lowest of manly scum, sa well as desperate

The woman working at the register is such a schmoogle shes gotten with every guy who works here.

by Myself2 July 8, 2005

schmoopledoop

Noun. A person who is fulfilled by and enjoys being a third-wheel.

Nicole was a real schmoopledoop that Valentine's Day she crashed Cara and Aaron's date. She wouldn't stop taking pictures of the three of them!

by sd439 May 16, 2016

Schmohe

One classy motherfucker who tends to be awkward in social situations but makes up for it in interesting fashion choices and delicious vegan baked goods.

What a Schmohe that Gerald is with his goldenrod blazer and package-clinging daisy dukes!

by Joan Baez October 17, 2008

Schmoodle Bug

That super fly girl friend. The Homegirl that you just dig being around. A schmoodle bug is the chillest chick you know.

"That sister Eva, She's my schmoodle bug. She keeps it real"

by DFON March 4, 2009