schmo

anyone who looks dumb and or goofy in apperance

al fackler is a grade A schmo

by matt dold February 17, 2004

schmedium

a size inbetween small and medium.

look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.

by kungfuzombie June 27, 2011

Reece Schmid

A Feminine Male, Who Walks As If Superior To Other Males, However A Reece Schmid Is Never Superior

Your So Reece Schmid

by TheTruth1005pp July 28, 2011

Schmidli

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

by !!?!?!?!?!?! January 21, 2009

Schmedium

Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.

Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.

by Carnage517 December 9, 2008

Schmedium

A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.

This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!

by Caroline Cardine October 8, 2008

schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011