"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.

Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.

by Penis Alota August 6, 2024

connor schmidt

Simply the best

" Did you hear that Jimmy scored again last night? That guy is on a roll!" "Yeah he's a real Connor Schmidt now"

by TheDude6969696969 May 27, 2017

Schmidt

When your favorite sports team starts losing, and you straight ghost everyone to avoid the online ridicule.

Dude , Robert pulled a Schmidt on us again because the Brewers suck!

by Willie Fisterguts April 9, 2021

Mikkel Schmidt

A very ugly guy. He is very tall, and rocks a perm. He is gay, and likes to be dominated.

Ur such a Mikkel Schmidt.

by pooiyutrewqzdv October 19, 2020

Schmidtting

'Schmidtting' is a term used to describe a German man rubbing his penis on his partner's face.

'He was schmidtting me last night!'

'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'

'I think he's really into schmidtting...'

by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023